This little guy only turned one yesterday, but he's already taught me some deep stuff. Like, for example, when you're try to get under someone's skin, it pays to be persistent - and clingy. When you want to show someone you're in control, keep your distance and act like she's as interesting and crusty pudding on the side of your high chair. When you want to melt someone's heart, be distant and coy most of the time, and then snuggle your head into the curve of her neck when she's least expecting it.
See? Good stuff.
Happy Birthday Leo. I'm your favorite, right?
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